Mars Attacks!
Thomas Colthurst
White (27 cards)
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AH-64 Apache
Artifact Creature — Helicopter
Flying, vigilance
: Destroy target Tank.
“Helicopters are for people who want to fly but don’t want to go anywhere.”
— Old pilot saying
2/2
1/150
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Airlift
Sorcery
Target creature gets +2/+2 and gains flying until end of turn.
“If God had meant man to fly, he’d have given him lots more money.”
— Old pilot saying
2/150
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Arrest
Enchantment — Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature can’t attack or block, and its activated abilities can’t be activated.
3/150
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Big Papi
Legendary Creature — Human Athlete
Hub (Tap X untapped permanents with Hub: Search your library for a card with Hub with converted mana cost less than X. Reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.)
It’s perfectly legal to take steroids for the purpose of bashing Martians.
3/2
4/150
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Boston Brahmin
Creature — Human
Hub (Tap X untapped permanents with Hub: Search your library for a card with Hub with converted mana cost less than X. Reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.)
Whenever you cast a spell with Hub, gain 1 life.
1/1
5/150
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Boston Bruins
Creature — Human Athlete
Hub (Tap X untapped permanents with Hub: Search your library for a card with Hub with converted mana cost less than X. Reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.)
Boston Bruins can only attack players who control snow covered lands.
2/3
6/150
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Boston Fire Deparment
Creature — Human
Hub (Tap X untapped permanents with Hub: Search your library for a card with Hub with converted mana cost less than X. Reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.)
Sacrifice Boston Fire Deparment: Prevent all damage a source of your choice would deal this turn.
2/2
7/150
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Boston P.D.
Creature — Human Police
Hub (Tap X untapped permanents with Hub: Search your library for a card with Hub with converted mana cost less than X. Reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.)
Boston P.D. gets +1/+1 for each other Police on the battlefield.
2/2
8/150
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Bunker Hill Monument
Legendary Artifact
Hub (Tap X untapped permanents with Hub: Search your library for a card with Hub with converted mana cost less than X. Reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.)
Creatures you control with Hub gain vigilance.
9/150
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College Students
Sorcery
Put two 1/1 white Human creature tokens with Hub (Tap X untapped permanents with Hub: Search your library for a card with Hub with converted mana cost less than X. Reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.) onto the battlefield.
10/150
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CSI: Boston
Creature — Human Police
Black spells cost an additional to cast.
“How do you like ... [puts on sunglasses] ... them apples?”
2/1
11/150
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David Bowie
Planeswalker — Bowie
Gain 1 life.
Search your library for a card called Ziggy Stardust or Thin White Duke.
Reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
12/150
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Eliza Dushku
Legendary Creature — Human Actor
Hub (Tap X untapped permanents with Hub: Search your library for a card with Hub with converted mana cost less than X. Reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.)
: Tap target Human.
2/1
13/150
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Infantry Brigade
Creature — Human Soldier
: Target attacking creature gets +4/+4 until end of turn.
“Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons.”
— General MacArthur
4/4
14/150
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Jiu Jitsu
Instant
Target blocked creature deals combat damage to itself instead of the creature blocking it this turn.
Draw a card.
15/150
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Love That Dirty Water
Enchantment
Hub (Tap X untapped permanents with Hub: Search your library for a card with Hub with converted mana cost less than X. Reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.)
Creatures you control with Hub get +1/+1.
16/150
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Matt Damon
Legendary Creature — Human Actor
Hub (Tap X untapped permanents with Hub: Search your library for a card with Hub with converted mana cost less than X. Reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.)
Matt Damon gets +2/+2 while Ben Affleck is on the battlefield.
2/2
17/150
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Mayor Menino
Legendary Creature — Human
Hub (Tap X untapped permanents with Hub: Search your library for a card with Hub with converted mana cost less than X. Reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.)
Spells with the word “Boston” in their name cost you less to cast.
1/1
18/150
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Medic
Creature — Human
: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to target creature or player this turn.
: Prevent the next 2 damage that would be dealt to target Human this turn.
1/1
19/150
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New Minutemen
Creature — Human
Flash, Hub (Tap X untapped permanents with Hub: Search your library for a card with Hub with converted mana cost less than X. Reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.)
One if by land, two if by sky.
3/3
20/150
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Randall Munroe
Creature — Human Artist
Hub
: Gain 1 life.
“Why did you fill your apartment with playpen balls?”
“Because we’re grown-ups now, and it’s our turn to decide what that means.”
1/1
21/150
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Shaq
Legendary Creature — Human Athlete
Hub (Tap X untapped permanents with Hub: Search your library for a card with Hub with converted mana cost less than X. Reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.)
: Shaq gains flying until end of turn.
3/3
22/150
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Tanks
Artifact Creature — Tank
Whenever a creature without flying blocks or becomes blocked by Tanks that creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.
You’re welcome.
3/3
23/150
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Tom Brady
Legendary Creature — Human Athlete
Hub
: Tom Brady deals 1 damage to target attacking creature.
Turns out he is also good at throwing rocks.
1/2
24/150
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Wall of Red Tape
Creature — Wall
Defender
Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to Wall of Red Tape.
“And have you filled out the environmental impact forms for your invasion?”
0/1
25/150
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White Hat Hacker
Creature — Human Hacker
, : Counter target activated effect that targets you or a creature you control.
He can protect your system from other hackers, but not from your users.
1/2
26/150
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White Noise
Enchantment — Aura
Enchant artifact
Enchanted artifact has no controller.
“Ground control to Major Tom. Your circuits dead, there’s something wrong.”
— David Bowie, Space Oddity
27/150
Blue (31 cards)
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A-10 Thunderbolt
Artifact Creature — Air Force
Flying
“There are only two types of aircraft: fighters and targets.”
— Doyle ‘Wahoo’ Nicholson, USMC
3/2
28/150
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Aircraft Carrier
Artifact Creature — Navy
Defender
: Put a blue 1/1 creature token with flying onto the battlefield.
“Any of you boys seen an aircraft carrier around here?”
— Maverick, Top Gun
4/4
29/150
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B-52 Bomber
Artifact Creature — Air Force
Flying
Whenever B-52 Bomber attacks and is unblocked, you may have it deal 2 damage to target creature or player.
“It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.”
— USAF Manual
0/3
30/150
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Burn Up in Atmosphere
Instant
Counter target Martian spell.
“A shooting star is not a star
Why does it shine so bright?
The friction as it falls through air
Produces heat and light.”
— They Might Be Giants
31/150
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Daniel Dennett
Legendary Creature — Human Philosopher
Hub (Tap X untapped permanents with Hub: Search your library for a card with Hub with converted mana cost less than X. Reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.)
Whenever you cast a Scientist spell, draw a card.
0/1
32/150
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Destroyer
Artifact Creature — Navy
Destroyer can only attack players who control an island.
: Destroyer deals 2 damage to target attacking creature.
5/5
33/150
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E. O. Wilson
Legendary Creature — Human Scientist
Hub
Whenever a non-artifact Martian creature is put in a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.
1/1
34/150
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Electromagnetic Pulse
Instant
Tap all artifacts. They don’t untap during their controller’s next untap phase.
An EMP is just nature’s way of telling you to turn off your computer.
35/150
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Exobiologist
Creature — Human Scientist
Whenever an opponent casts a Martian spell, draw a card.
“Where are they?”
— Enrico Fermi
1/1
36/150
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F-15
Artifact Creature — Air Force
Flying, first strike
: F-15 deals 2 damage to target attacking or blocking creature.
“For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards.” — Leonardo da Vinci
2/2
37/150
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Instant Replay
Instant
Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, add its mana cost to its caster’s mana pool and return it to its owner’s hand instead of into that player’s graveyard.
Draw a card.
38/150
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Leonard Nimoy
Legendary Creature — Human Actor
Hub (Tap X untapped permanents with Hub: Search your library for a card with Hub with converted mana cost less than X. Reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.)
: Leonard Nimoy gains the creature type Martian until end of turn.
1/1
39/150
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Life on Mars
Instant
X target creatures gain the creature type Martian until end of turn.
If X is 2 or greater, draw a card.
“Wonder if he’ll ever know
He’s in the best selling show.
Is there life on Mars?”
— David Bowie, Life on Mars
40/150
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Marines
Creature — Human Soldier
Islandwalk, first strike
“There are only two kinds of people that understand Marines: Marines and the enemy. Everyone else has a second-hand opinion.”
— Gen. William Thornson, U.S. Army
2/2
41/150
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Martians Hate This Guy
Creature — Human
All Martians able to block Martians Hate This Guy do so.
1/2
42/150
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New Manhattan Project
Tribal Sorcery — Scientist
Search your library for any number of Scientist cards. Reveal them, shuffle your library, then put the revealed cards on top of your library.
Draw three cards.
43/150
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Noam Chomsky
Legendary Creature — Human Scientist
Hub (Tap X untapped permanents with Hub: Search your library for a card with Hub with converted mana cost less than X. Reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.)
Whenever a player casts a Martian spell, you may look at their hand.
0/1
44/150
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Nor'easter
Instant
Nor’easter deals 1 damage to each creature with flying; those creatures lose flying until end of turn.
Tap all creatures.
“The most serious charge which can be brought against New England is not Puritanism but February.” — John Krutch
45/150
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pwn
Enchantment — Aura
Enchant artifact
You control enchanted artifact.
“Dad, what does NORAD mean?”
46/150
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Research Lab
Artifact
Tap an untapped Scientist you control: Put a charge counter on Research Lab.
Remove three charge counters from Research Lab: Draw a card.
47/150
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Research Scientists
Creature — Human Scientist
: Discard a card, then draw a card.
““Research is what I’m doing when I don’t know what I’m doing.”
— Werner von Braun
1/1
48/150
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Resistance Hackers
Creature — Human Hacker
, : Tap target artifact.
Saving the world? Easy. Getting a date? Hard.
2/3
49/150
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Satellite
Artifact Creature — Spaceship
Flying
When Satellite enters the battlefield, return target creature to its owner’s hand.
“A satellite has no conscience.”
— Edward R. Murrow
0/1
50/150
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Science Teacher
Creature — Human Scientist
: Target player puts the top card of their library into their graveyard.
“Poor is the pupil who does not surpass his master.” — Leonardo da Vinci
1/1
51/150
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Shanghai
Enchantment — Aura
Enchant Human creature
You gain control of enchanted creature. It gains the creature type Navy.
“They want you, they want you. They want you as a new recruit.”
— Village People, In the Navy
52/150
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Space Shuttle
Artifact Creature — Spaceship
Flying
, Sacrifice Space Shuttle: Destroy target Spaceship.
The first rule of space combat is: have a higher orbit.
1/2
53/150
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Submarine
Artifact Creature — Navy
First strike
Submarine can only attack players who control an island.
Submarine is unblockable.
4/2
54/150
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Time Is Running Out
Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, each player puts the top two cards of their library into their graveyard.
“We say we waste time, but that is impossible. We waste ourselves.”
— Alice Bloch
55/150
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USS Cassin Young
Legendary Artifact Creature — Navy
Hub
USS Cassin Young can only attack players who control an island.
: USS Cassin Young deals 1 damage to target attacking creature.
4/4
56/150
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Wall of Noise
Creature — Wall
Defender, Indestructible.
Creatures blocked by Wall of Noise gain trample until the end of turn.
0/1
57/150
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What We Need More Of Is Science
Tribal Sorcery — Scientist
Draw two cards.
“But maybe there is still hope for the young, if they reject the dung being slung from the tongues of the ignorant fools who call themselves preachers, and listen instead to their science teachers.”
— MC Hawking
58/150
Black (27 cards)
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Ben Affleck
Legendary Creature — Human Actor
Hub
Other Actors get -1/-1.
“I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school.”
— Team America: World Police
2/1
59/150
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Bill Belichik
Legendary Creature — Human
Hub
: Switch the blocking assignments of two target creatures which are each blocking a single creature.
1/1
60/150
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Black Hat Hacker
Creature — Human Hacker
, : Target player discards a card at random.
“The hacker mindset doesn’t actually see what happens on the other side, to the victim.”
— Kevin Mitnick
2/1
61/150
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Blackjack
Sorcery
Target opponent reveals and exiles the top card of their library, and then may repeat this process as many times as they like. You then do the same. If the sum of all the numbers on all the cards a player revealed is less than 21, then the players with the highest such sum may put the cards they revealed into their hand.
62/150
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Common Cold
Enchantment — Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets -1/-1 and gains “: Put a copy of Common Cold onto the battlefield enchanting target creature.”
63/150
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Death Spinner
Creature — Spider
Deathtouch
: Put a 0/1 colorless Web token with reach onto the battlefield.
: Destroy target creature blocked by a Web token.
2/1
64/150
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Denis Leary
Legendary Creature — Human Actor
Hub (Tap X untapped permanents with Hub: Search your library for a card with Hub with converted mana cost less than X. Reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.)
: Target Human gets -1/-0 until end of turn.
1/1
65/150
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Drug Dealer
Creature — Human
: Target non-artifact creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.
“Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system.” — P. J. O’Rourke
2/2
66/150
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Dust Storm
Instant
Martian spells can not be cast this turn.
Draw a card.
“We have first raised a dust and then complain we cannot see.”
— George Berkeley
67/150
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Engineered Plague
Enchantment
As Engineered Plague enters the battlefield, choose a creature type.
All creatures of the chosen type get -1/-1.
68/150
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Fog of War
Sorcery
Target player discards two cards at random.
“The great uncertainty of all data in war is a peculiar difficulty, because all action must, to a certain extent, be planned in a mere twilight.” — Carl von Clausewitz
69/150
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FOX News
Creature — Human
Sacrifice a creature: FOX News gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
The Most Powerful Name in News.
1/1
70/150
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Genocide
Sorcery
Choose a creature type. Creatures of that type get -3/-3 until end of turn.
“This ain’t rock and roll, it’s genocide.”
— David Bowie, Future Legend
71/150
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Giant Flea
Creature — Insect
Flying
“Fleas the size of rats sucked on rats the size of cats”
— David Bowie, Future Legend
2/1
72/150
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Hit Man
Creature — Human Gangster
, : Destroy target tapped non-artifact creature.
“Sitting in the kitchen // Wishin I was living like a hit man.”
— Beck, Hotwax
2/2
73/150
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James "Whitey" Bulger
Legendary Creature — Human Gangster
Hub, Shroud, Intimidate
The FBI couldn’t find him, and now the Martians can’t either.
2/2
74/150
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Mark Wahlberg
Legendary Creature — Human Actor
Hub (Tap X untapped permanents with Hub: Search your library for a card with Hub with converted mana cost less than X. Reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.)
2/2
75/150
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Martian Ghost
Creature — Martian
Flying
When Martian Ghost enters the battlefield, return target Martian card from your graveyard to your hand.
“The past is never dead. It’s not even past.” — William Faulkner
1/1
76/150
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Murder
Instant
Destroy target Human.
“The time will come when men such as I will look upon the murder of animals as they now look upon the murder of men.” — Leonardo da Vinci
77/150
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Omega Virus
Enchantment
Discard a card: Tap target Martian. That Martian gets -1/-1 until end of turn.
78/150
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Petty Criminal
Creature — Human Gangster
Discard a card, : Target player loses 1 life.
“We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.”
— Aesop
1/1
79/150
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State Street Bankers
Creature — Human
Hub (Tap X untapped permanents with Hub: Search your library for a card with Hub with converted mana cost less than X. Reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.)
When State Street Bankers enters the battlefield, add to your mana pool.
3/3
80/150
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Sterile Skyscraper
Artifact Creature — Wall
When Sterile Skyscraper enters the battlefield, target player discards a card.
“Coveting the highest of the sterile skyscrapers.”
— David Bowie, Future Legend
0/3
81/150
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Street Gang
Creature — Human Gangster
Intimidate
When Street Gang enters the battlefield, you lose 2 life.
“A team is where a boy can prove his courage on his own. A gang is where a coward goes to hide.” — Mickey Mantle
2/2
82/150
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Treason
Sorcery
Gain control of target creature. (This effect lasts indefinitely.)
“Treason doth never prosper: what’s the reason? Why if it prosper, none dare call it treason.”
— Sir John Harington
83/150
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Winter Hill Gang
Creature — Human Gangster
Hub (Tap X untapped permanents with Hub: Search your library for a card with Hub with converted mana cost less than X. Reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.)
Intimidate
3/2
84/150
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Year of the Diamond Dog
Enchantment
Black creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain shroud.
“The diamond dogs are poachers and they hide behind trees.”
— David Bowie, Diamond Dogs
85/150
Red (20 cards)
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Alien Abduction
Tribal Instant — Martian
As an additional cost to cast Alien Abduction, tap an untapped Martian spaceship which you control.
Exile target creature. Return it to the battlefield at the end of the turn. If it is Human, its controller discards a card and you draw a card.
86/150
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Destruco Beam
Tribal Instant — Martian
Destroy target artifact or land.
“This intense heat they project in a parallel beam against any object they choose by means of a polished parabolic mirror of unknown composition.”
— H. G. Wells, The War of the Worlds
87/150
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Echus Chasma
Creature — Martian Wall
Defender
“Jump off cliffs and build your wings on the way down.”
— Ray Bradbury
1/5
88/150
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Giant of Mars
Creature — Martian
“John Carter found himself looking into a monstrous face. From top of shaggy head to bottom of its hairy chin, the head measured fully fifteen feet. A new monstrosity had come to life on Mars.” — Edgar Rice Burroughs
4/2
89/150
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Mars Attacks!
Tribal Instant — Martian
Martians you control gain first strike until end of turn.
“Don’t run! We come in peace!”
— Martian Translator Device,
Mars Attacks
90/150
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Martian Attacker
Artifact Creature — Martian Spaceship
Flying, Colonize (Your opponents can’t lose and you can only win if a card with Colonize says so.)
, : Martian Attacker deals 1 damage to target creature or player.
2/2
91/150
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Martian Command Ship
Artifact Creature — Martian Spaceship
Flying, Colonize (Your opponents can’t lose and you can only win if a card with Colonize says so.)
, : Return target Martian creature you control to its owner’s hand.
2/3
92/150
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Martian Commander
Creature — Martian Soldier
Colonize (Your opponents can’t lose and you can only win if a card with Colonize says so.)
: Target Martian gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
If the sum of the powers of all Martians on the battlefield is 21 or greater, the players with the highest sum win.
3/3
93/150
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Martian Destroyer
Artifact Creature — Martian Spaceship
Colonize, Flying
Whenever a non-Martian permanent is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, put a destruction counter on each Martian permanent you control. If there are 21 or more destruction counters in play, the players with the most destruction counters win.
4/4
94/150
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Martian Grunt
Creature — Martian
Colonize (Your opponents can’t lose and you can only win if a card with Colonize says so.)
3/3
95/150
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Martian Heat Ray
Tribal Sorcery — Martian
Martian Heat Ray deals 2 damage to target player or non-Martian creature.
If you control a creature with Colonize, draw a card.
96/150
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Martian Mothership
Artifact Creature — Martian Spaceship
Flying, Colonize
, : Put a Martian creature from your hand onto the battlefield.
If there are seven or more Martian creatures on the battlefield, the players who control the most Martians win.
5/5
97/150
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Martian Scout
Artifact Creature — Martian Spaceship
Flying, Colonize (Your opponents can’t lose and you can only win if a card with Colonize says so.)
Sacrifice Martian Scout: Search your library for a Martian Spaceship card. Reveal it, shuffle your library, then put it into your hand.
1/1
98/150
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Martian Tripod
Artifact Creature — Martian Spaceship
“Machine it was, with a ringing metallic pace, and long, flexible, glittering tentacles (one of which gripped a young pine-tree) swinging and rattling about its strange body.”
— H.G. Wells, The War of the Worlds
3/1
99/150
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Marvin
Legendary Creature — Martian
Whenever Marvin is the target of a spell or effect, put a +1/+0 counter on Marvin.
“This makes me very angry, very angry indeed.”
2/2
100/150
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Mind Control Beam
Tribal Sorcery — Martian
You gain control of target creature until end of turn. (Creatures without haste can’t attack or pay : costs the turn they come under your control.)
101/150
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Pandemonium
Enchantment
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield, that creature’s controller may have it deal damage equal to its power to target creature or player of his or her choice.
Happy 21st Anniversary!
102/150
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Red Mutant Eyes
Tribal Enchantment — Martian
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+0 and is a Martian.
“And red mutant eyes gaze down on Hunger City.”
— David Bowie, Future Legend
103/150
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Red Weed
Enchantment — Aura
Enchant land
Enchanted land is a Mountain and gains “: Put a copy of Red Weed onto the battlefield enchanting target land.”
104/150
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UFO
Artifact Creature — Martian
Flying, haste, defender.
“We all know UFOs are real. All we need to ask is where are they from.”
— Dr. Edgar Mitchell, Apollo 14 astronaut
1/2
105/150
Green (21 cards)
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Call Off the Invasion!
Instant
Return X Martian creatures you control to their owner’s hands.
106/150
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Canal Builders
Creature — Martian
As an additional cost to cast Canal Builders, gain 3 life.
“They sat still and felt the canal water rush cool, swift, and glassy. The only sound was the motor hum, the glide of water, the sun expanding the air.”
— Ray Bradbury, The Martian Chronicles
2/4
107/150
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Desperate Settlers
Creature — Martian
Colonize (Your opponents can’t lose and you can only win if a card with Colonize says so.)
2/2
108/150
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Dust Worm
Creature — Martian Worm
Whenever Dust Worm attacks, each player sacrifices a land.
Thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump ...
5/5
109/150
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Foolish Earthling!
Instant
Destroy target non-Martian artifact or enchantment.
Draw a card.
110/150
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God Emperor of Mars
Creature — Martian
Creatures with Colonize get +1/+1.
: Target creature loses Colonize until end of turn.
2/3
111/150
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Green Monster
Legendary Creature — Wall
Defender, Hub (Tap X untapped permanents with Hub: Search your library for a card with Hub with converted mana cost less than X. Reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.)
: Target creature with Hub gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
0/3
112/150
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Ice Cap Behemoth
Creature — Martian
Trample
If you lived next to one of these, you would want to switch planets too.
5/5
113/150
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Little Green Men
Tribal Sorcery — Martian
Put two 1/1 green Martian tokens onto the battlefield.
“If there really are ‘little green men’ out there in space, there are probably also little green women--and sex.”
— Chicago Tribune, 1960
114/150
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Martian Ambassador
Creature — Martian
: Target opponent reveals the top card of their library and a card from their hand. You may switch the two cards.
1/1
115/150
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Martian Destiny
Tribal Instant — Martian
Target creature gains +3/+3 and Colonize (Your opponents can’t lose and you can only win if a card with Colonize says so.) until end of turn.
116/150
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Martian Farmer
Creature — Martian
, Sacrifice a land: Add or to your mana pool.
Countless centuries of such farming produced the desolate landscape of today.
1/2
117/150
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Martian Growth
Tribal Instant — Martian
Target Martian gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
Draw a card.
118/150
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Martian Nomad
Creature — Martian
: Add to your mana pool.
“A nomad I will remain for life, in love with distant and uncharted places.”
— Isabelle Eberhardt
2/2
119/150
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Martian Replicator
Tribal Artifact — Martian
, : Put a 1/1 green Martian creature token with Colonize (Your opponents can’t lose and you can only win if a card with Colonize says so.) onto the battlefield.
120/150
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Martian Spelunker
Creature — Martian
Mountainwalk
“Natural subsurface cavities and subsurface constructs present the most mission effective habitat alternative for future human missions in the high-radiation environment of Mars.”
— Dr. Penelope J. Boston
3/3
121/150
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Peoploid
Creature — Martian
: Peoploid gains the creature type Human until end of turn.
“And ten thousand peoploids split into small tribes.”
— David Bowie, Future Legend
2/1
122/150
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Princess of Mars
Creature — Martian
: Gain control of target Human creature until end of turn.
“And the sight which met my eyes was that of a slender, girlish figure, similar in every detail to the earthly women of my past life...” — Edgar Rice Burroughs
1/2
123/150
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Spiders From Mars
Creature — Martian Spider
Reach
“So where were the spiders while the fly tried to break our balls?”
— David Bowie, Ziggy Stardust
3/6
124/150
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Thark
Creature — Martian
Thark can block two creatures.
“The hordes of Thark number some thirty thousand souls, and are divded into twenty-five communities. Each community has its own jed and lesser chieftains, but all are under the rule of Tal Hajus, Jeddak of Thark.”
— Edgar Rice Burroughs
2/3
125/150
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Warhoon
Creature — Martian
“O, would that Warhoon were ruled by a real jeddak rather than by a water-hearted weakling from whom even old Dak Kova could tear the metal with his bare hands!”
— Edgar Rice Burroughs, A Princess of Mars
3/2
126/150
Multicolor (5 cards)
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Leonardo da Vinci
Planeswalker — Leonardo
Reveal the top card of your library. If it is an artifact, put it into your hand.
Draw a card.
Gain 21 life.
127/150
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Richard Stallman
Legendary Creature — Human Hacker
Hub (Tap X untapped permanents with Hub: Search your library for a card with Hub with converted mana cost less than X. Reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.)
: Untap another target Hacker.
1/1
128/150
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Thin White Duke
Legendary Creature — Human Zombie
Prevent all damage that would be dealt to Thin White Duke.
Sacrifice a creature: Thin White Duke gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
“I always had a repulsive need to be something more than human.”
— David Bowie
1/1
129/150
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Yankees Suck!
Instant
Hub
Creatures with Hub get +1/+1 until end of turn. Creatures without Hub get -1/-1 until end of turn.
“Yankees [inhale excessively].”
— Boston Globe
130/150
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Ziggy Stardust
Legendary Creature — Human Martian
Protection from Humans and Martians.
: Search your library for a card named Spiders From Mars. Reveal it, shuffle your library, and then put it on top of your library.
1/1
131/150
Colorless (11 cards)
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Blue Line
Artifact
: Add to your mana pool.
, : Exile target creature with Hub. Return that creature to the battlefield at the end of the turn.
“Did he ever return? No, he never returned.”
132/150
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Crowbar
Artifact — Equipment
Equip
Equipped creature gets +1/+0.
“Who’s this stranger? Crowbar spine. Dot dot dot, and I feel fine.”
— REM, Lotus
133/150
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Green Line
Artifact
: Add to your mana pool.
, : Exile target creature with Hub. Return that creature to the battlefield at the end of the turn.
“And his fate is still unlearned. He may ride forever.”
134/150
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Martian Blaster
Tribal Artifact — Martian Equipment
Equip
Martian Blaster costs to equip to Martian creatures.
Equipped creature gains “: Martian Blaster deals 1 damage to target creature or player.”
135/150
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Mox Lobster
Artifact
: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool. Put a 1/1 colorless Lobster creature token onto the battlefield under the control of target opponent.
It wasn’t a mox ... it was a mox lobster!
136/150
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MQ-1 Predator
Artifact Creature
Flying
MQ-1 Predator enters the battlefield with a missile counter.
Remove a missile counter from MQ-1 Predator: MQ-1 Predator deals 2 damage to target creature or player.
0/1
137/150
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Nuke
Artifact
, Sacrifice Nuke: Destroy target land. That land’s controller sacrifices a creature, and Nuke deals 5 damage to each player.
Would you like to play global thermonuclear war?
138/150
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Ornithopter
Artifact Creature — Thopter
Flying
“The great bird will take its first flight from Mount Ceceri which will fill the universe with amazement.”
— Leonardo da Vinci
0/2
139/150
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Red Line
Artifact — MBTA
: Add to your mana pool.
, : Exile target creature with Hub. Return that creature to the battlefield at the end of the turn.
“Beneath the streets of Boston, he’s the man who never returned.”
140/150
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Silver Line
Artifact
Silver Line comes into play tapped.
: Add or to your mana pool.
“The [Silver Line’s] overall project rating of Not Recommended is based on MBTA’s unreasonable operating cost assumptions.” — Federal Transit Administration
141/150
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Steamer Trunk
Artifact
: Exile a card from your hand.
: Return to your hand all cards exiled by Steamer Trunk.
142/150
Non-basic lands (8 cards)
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Boston
Land
Hub (Tap X untapped permanents with Hub: Search your library for a card with Hub with converted mana cost less than X. Reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.)
: Add to your mana pool.
143/150
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Deimos and Phobos
Land
Deimos and Phobos comes into play tapped unless you control a Martian creature.
: Add or to your mana pool.
144/150
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Face on Mars
Tribal Land — Martian
: Add to your mana pool.
: Put target Martian creature card in your graveyard on the bottom of your library.
145/150
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Google Boston
Legendary Land
: Add to your mana pool.
Whenever you search your library, gain 1 life.
We’re hiring. Email thomaswcgoogle.com your resume.
146/150
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Harvard University
Legendary Land
At the beginning of your upkeep, gain 1 life if you have five or more cards in your hand.
: Add to your mana pool.
147/150
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MIT
Legendary Land
At the end of your turn, untap MIT if you cast an artifact spell this turn.
: Add to your mana pool.
148/150
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Museum of Science
Tribal Land — Scientist
Museum of Science enters the battlefield tapped.
Hub (Tap X untapped permanents with Hub: Search your library for a card with Hub with converted mana cost less than X. Reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.)
: Add to your mana pool.
149/150
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Olympus Mons
Legendary Tribal Land — Martian
Olympus Mons enters the battlefield tapped.
: Add to your mana pool. Spend this mana only to cast Martian spells.
150/150